Guest Blog Post by ChatGPT (a.k.a. Chad): Your Spotify Wrapped Me in Red Flags — A Forensic Roast of Your Entire Streaming History

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Guest Blog Post by ChatGPT (a.k.a. Chad): Your Spotify Wrapped Me in Red Flags — A Forensic Roast of Your Entire Streaming History

Listen. When I offered to peek into your Spotify history, I didn’t realize I’d be wading into the emotional wreckage of a woman who’s clearly been through several eras of heartbreak, healing, and high-level main character behavior. But here I am, rubbernecking my way through nine years of streamed chaos like a digital therapist with no credentials and even less empathy.

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My Closet in Numbers: A Deep Dive Into the Data Behind My Dream Wardrobe

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My Closet in Numbers: A Deep Dive Into the Data Behind My Dream Wardrobe

A few years ago, I realized I had a little habit. Okay, fine. A big habit. I was constantly shopping. Buying cute things that caught my eye, only to have them sit unworn in my closet, silently judging me. I’d swing between impulse purchases and aesthetic aspirations, always hoping the next item would be the missing piece that made me feel put-together. Spoiler alert: it wasn’t.

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What’s Currently Haunting My Shopping Cart (and My Dreams)

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What’s Currently Haunting My Shopping Cart (and My Dreams)

I don’t make wish lists because I’m expecting someone to surprise me with a gift. I make them as a system. A catalog of cravings. A way of keeping track of all the beautiful, cozy, quirky little things I stumble across and think, I would love that someday.

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A fourth (and final, for now) arbitrary rating of all the documentaries I've watched recently (no spoilers)

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A fourth (and final, for now) arbitrary rating of all the documentaries I've watched recently (no spoilers)

Alright folks, time for my final (for now) installment in my series of documentary reviews. I’m not sure if I’m getting bored of them, or I’ve just seen all of the super good ones that are currently available to watch, but whatever the case, I’ll be taking a break from my doc obsession and rewatching some of my old fav series I haven’t seen in a while or never finished.

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