100 Questions No One Ever Asks

It’s been a while since I’ve sat down and shared a few things about myself for you all to enjoy. I love being really transparent and open and I truly get a kick out of answering some of the silly questions that linger around in the cybersphere waiting to be answered. So I thought on this fine evening, I’d sit down and take part in the 100 Questions Tag that has gone around the internet one or two times. However, because I’m the kind of person who doesn’t typically play by the rules, the questions I’m answering aren’t the typical ones you might see on a post like this. These questions come directly from another blog post I read on 4 Hats and Frugal that really caught my eye called: 100 Questions No One Ever Asks. I had a giggle at some of these and thought they’d be a laugh to answer here for you now - because who really wants to see the same things answered over and over again anyway. I mean, just because no one ever asked, doesn’t mean they don’t want to know, right? So, here are 100 things you probably never wanted to know about me, but now you do…

1. DO YOU SLEEP WITH YOUR CLOSET DOORS OPEN OR CLOSED?

Closed, all the way - gotta keep the creepies away!

2. DO YOU TAKE THE SHAMPOOS AND CONDITIONER BOTTLES FROM HOTELS?

No way! The stuff in hotels is usually not the best quality and my sensitive skin would flip out if I used it.

3. DO YOU SLEEP WITH YOUR SHEETS TUCKED IN OR OUT?

I love laying in the bed when they are tucked in, but I have to sleep with them loose, otherwise I feel constricted.

4. HAVE YOU STOLEN A STREET SIGN BEFORE?

No, lol.

5. DO YOU LIKE TO USE POST-IT NOTES?

Love them - they add flair to life!

6. DO YOU CUT OUT COUPONS BUT THEN NEVER USE THEM?

I hate coupons. I’m one of those people who thinks taking the time to cut them out isn’t worth the savings #lazyaf.

7. WOULD YOU RATHER BE ATTACKED BY A BIG BEAR OR A SWARM OF BEES?

Bees - I love bees, I’m not the least-bit frightened by them.

8. DO YOU HAVE FRECKLES?

Many, but most of them come from sun damage from an extreme sunburn I got while vacationing close to the equator. LOL #mybad

9. DO YOU ALWAYS SMILE FOR PICTURES?

I try, but I’ve always hated my teeth. Thank God I finally got Invisalign to fix that! Let me know if you’d like to hear about my Invisalign experience, btw. I’d love to share if you’re interested.

10. WHAT IS YOUR BIGGEST PET PEEVE?

People who sing to themselves, along with the radio or movies… I just can’t. Leave it to the professionals, people.

11. DO YOU EVER COUNT YOUR STEPS WHEN YOU WALK?

Yes, especially when I’m on one of those sidewalks that are squares or if I’m on a cross walk. I love to try and count my steps in between the lines. Do you know what I mean? Am I the only one who does that?

12. HAVE YOU PEED IN THE WOODS?

No, but I’ve done other unsavory things in my time.

13. HAVE YOU EVER POOPED IN THE WOODS?

See above… 🙈

14. DO YOU EVER DANCE EVEN IF THERES NO MUSIC PLAYING?

No, I can’t dance so much so that I even embarrass myself when I’m the only one looking.

15. DO YOU CHEW YOUR PENS AND PENCILS?

Ew. No. #petpeeve

16. HOW MANY PEOPLE HAVE YOU SLEPT WITH THIS WEEK?

None.

17. WHAT SIZE IS YOUR BED?

Queen - fitting. 👸

18. WHAT IS YOUR SONG OF THE WEEK?

I’ll Be There - Jess Glyne

19. IS IT OK FOR GUYS TO WEAR PINK?

It’s encouraged, if you ask me. Fashion (and colors) has/have no gender.

20. DO YOU STILL WATCH CARTOONS?

Nope - too busy watching GBBO on repeat.

21. WHAT IS YOUR LEAST FAVORITE MOVIE?

Not sure if it’s my LEAST favorite, but Inglorious Bastards was pretty bad.

22. WHERE WOULD YOU BURY HIDDEN TREASURE IF YOU HAD SOME?

In my parents’ back yard - no one would ever look there.

23. WHAT DO YOU DRINK WITH DINNER?

Water, typically, or a Shirley Temple. 😊

24. WHAT DO YOU DIP A CHICKEN NUGGET IN?

BBQ sauce if I’m at McDonald’s, Frank’s sauce or Nando’s sauce in any other cause.

25. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE FOOD?

Nando’s. No question.

26. WHAT MOVIES COULD YOU WATCH OVER AND OVER AGAIN AND STILL LOVE?

Harry Potter!

27. LAST PERSON YOU KISSED/KISSED YOU?

THE LOVE OF MY LIFE JAMES LLOYD GRAHAM 😘

28. WERE YOU EVER A BOY/GIRL SCOUT?

I was a Girl Scout for about ten seconds in second grade.

29. WOULD YOU EVER STRIP OR POSE NUDE IN A MAGAZINE?

Yeah, probably. Why, is someone offering?

30. WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU WROTE A LETTER TO SOMEONE ON PAPER?

Does signing cards count?

31. CAN YOU CHANGE THE OIL ON A CAR?

HA! No.

32. EVER GOTTEN A SPEEDING TICKET?

Nope, not been driving long enough, really. I’m sure it’ll happen eventually.

33. EVER RAN OUT OF GAS?

No, see above. 🙃

34. WHAT’S YOUR FAVORITE KIND OF SANDWICH?

I basically only eat Subway and one sub at that - a Spicy Italian.

35. BEST THING TO EAT FOR BREAKFAST?

Toaster Strudel or Cinnabon cinnamon rolls, duh. Or Cinnabon Toaster Strudel, that works, too.

36. WHAT IS YOUR USUAL BEDTIME?

1AM-ish.

37. ARE YOU LAZY?

Literally the laziest person I know. On the daily, I wouldn’t ever move if I didn’t have to get a coffee or pee.

38. WHEN YOU WERE A KID, WHAT DID YOU DRESS UP AS FOR HALLOWEEN?

An angel - thanks, Mom.

39. WHAT IS YOUR CHINESE ASTROLOGICAL SIGN?

Rooster, I think. 🐓

40. HOW MANY LANGUAGES CAN YOU SPEAK?

English and bullshit, but I’m pretty fluent in the Scots Dialect and I’m learning German, too.

41. DO YOU HAVE ANY MAGAZINE SUBSCRIPTIONS?

Yes, actually! I’m subscribed to my all-time favorite magazine: Vogue, as well as to Conde Nast Traveler because I can’t get enough travel.

42. WHICH ARE BETTER: LEGOS OR LINCOLN LOGS?

Legos - I still play with those today.

43. ARE YOU STUBBORN?

I’m as stubborn as they come.

44. WHO IS BETTER: LENO OR LETTERMAN?

Leno - he’s too adorable and I love his car collection. 😍

45. EVER WATCH SOAP OPERAS?

Only with my grandmother way back when I was a little girl.

46. ARE YOU AFRAID OF HEIGHTS?

Nope.

47. DO YOU SING IN THE CAR?

Only when I’m alone.

48. DO YOU SING IN THE SHOWER?

No, I don’t mess around in there. I’m a get in, get out kind of girl.

49. DO YOU DANCE IN THE CAR?

Like I said, I don’t dance.

50. EVER USED A GUN?

Absolutely not.

51. LAST TIME YOU GOT A PORTRAIT TAKEN BY A PHOTOGRAPHER?

At the University of Strathclyde, in Glasgow, I was selected to take photos for the university marketing pieces. Check me out:

How awkward is that?

52. DO YOU THINK MUSICALS ARE CHEESY?

Some, but most are pretty enjoyable.

53. IS CHRISTMAS STRESSFUL?

YES! I could write a novel about how stressful I think the holidays are. Read any of my prior posts about Christmas and you’ll know what I mean.

54. EVER EAT A PIEROGI?

Um, what is that?

55. FAVORITE TYPE OF FRUIT PIE?

I don’t eat fruit pies.

56. OCCUPATIONS YOU WANTED TO BE WHEN YOU WERE A KID?

Food Critic, Book Publisher, Interior Designer, Twitter Jockey, Secret Agent, and just generally famous.

57. DO YOU BELIEVE IN GHOSTS?

Yes, you can read about my real-life experiences being haunted here and here.

58. EVER HAVE A DEJA-VU FEELING?

Who hasn’t? Haven’t you already asked me that? 🙃

59. DO YOU TAKE A VITAMIN DAILY?

Nope - I treat my body pretty poorly, if I’m honest.

60. DO YOU WEAR SLIPPERS?

Yes, they’re fuzzy Christmas slipper boots. I love ‘em.

61. DO YOU WEAR A BATH ROBE?

Yes, I have a Pottery Barn robe and I’m obsessed with it, even if it is two sizes too big.

62. WHAT DO YOU WEAR TO BED?

Sometime I literally wear the clothes I have on. Like I said, I’m really lazy.

63. WHAT WAS YOUR FIRST CONCERT?

I think it was the Trans-Siberian Orchestra with my mom and dad.

64. WALMART, TARGET, OR KMART?

Target for the win.

65. NIKE OR ADIDAS?

Neither again. #teamReebok They’re British. 🇬🇧

66. CHEETOS OR FRITOS?

Cheetos.

67. PEANUTS OR SUNFLOWER SEEDS?

Sunflower seeds, especially if they’re the sugared ones. Those are my jam.

68. EVER HEAR OF THE GROUP TRES BIEN?

Nope.

69. EVER TAKE DANCE LESSONS?

Nope again.

70. IS THERE A PROFESSION YOU PICTURE YOUR FUTURE SPOUSE DOING?

Having lots of amazing sex with me is his only job… 😘😏

71. CAN YOU CURL YOUR TONGUE?

Yes, but don’t ask me to do it.

72. EVER WON A SPELLING BEE?

I was entered into the School-wide one once, but I dropped out because I couldn’t be bothered to do it. #lazyafsincedayone

73. HAVE YOU EVER CRIED BECAUSE YOU WERE SO HAPPY?

All the time, but then again, I cry at pretty much everything that makes me emotional in any way.

74. OWN ANY RECORD ALBUMS?

A few, mostly pop-punk and Elton John.

75. OWN A RECORD PLAYER?

No, it’s my list.

76. DO YOU REGULARLY BURN INCENSE?

I used to, but not anymore.

77. EVER BEEN IN LOVE?

I am right now. ♥️

78. WHO WOULD YOU LIKE TO SEE IN CONCERT?

Justin Timberlake and Maroon 5 top my list.

79. WHAT WAS THE LAST CONCERT YOU SAW?

POSSSTYYY

80. HOT TEA OR COLD TEA?

Both!

81. TEA OR COFFEE?

Both, times 2.

82. SUGAR COOKIES OR SNICKERDOODLES?

Both, times 3.

83. CAN YOU SWIM WELL?

I can swim, but not well.

84. CAN YOU HOLD YOUR BREATH WITHOUT HOLDING YOUR NOSE?

Yes, can’t everyone?

85. ARE YOU PATIENT?

Next question.

86. DJ OR BAND AT A WEDDING?

DJ, I hate listening to people sing, remember? Unless it’s Maroon 5, I’d rather listen to the radio.

87. EVER WON A CONTEST?

No, sadly.

88. HAVE YOU EVER HAD PLASTIC SURGERY?

Nope.

89. WHICH ARE BETTER: BLACK OR GREEN OLIVES?

Love them both!

90. CAN YOU KNIT OR CROCHET?

I can’t do either - someone teach me.

91. BEST ROOM FOR A FIREPLACE?

Any room, but I’m partial to the bedroom. I love a little romance. 😉

92. DO YOU WANT TO GET MARRIED?

I can’t wait to.

93. IF MARRIED, HOW LONG HAVE YOU BEEN MARRIED?

Not yet married, but a girl can dream.

94. WHO WAS YOUR HIGH SCHOOL CRUSH?

Pete Wentz or Robert Downey Jr.

95. DO YOU CRY AND THROW A FIT UNTIL YOU GET YOUR OWN WAY?

I haven’t yet today…

96. DO YOU HAVE KIDS?

No.

97. DO YOU WANT KIDS?

Nope.

98. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE COLOR?

Periwinkle!

99. DO YOU MISS ANYONE RIGHT NOW?

Nicole, James, and my Mom and Dad. ♥️ Love you all.

100. WHO ARE YOU GOING TO TAG TO DO THIS NEXT?

All of you - leave some of your answers in the comments below! I’d love to get to know you all better, too.

There you have it - 100 seemingly useless facts about me. I hope you all enjoyed reading those as much as I loved sharing them. Any other hilarious questions or tags you want done or answered from me, let me know.

Thanks as always for reading, friends. Write on!